Scissor Lady

There was an older lady on the bus. She had a bunch of scissors with her. An entire glass cup full of scissors.. I asked her or someone about them, or maybe I'd just wondered it and someone felt the need to tell me why she had them. When she was younger (still grown, but younger than she was now), a pair of keys dropped on her vagina and ig she just liked it a lot and eventually moved on to the cold consistent metal of scissors. So now she just carries scissors with her everywhere.