Corsica?

I was at saleccia and at the beach there was this peninsula that very long, and it was all sand, and someone told me to go there, then later i was at Saint Florant at this self service bar and there were these honey dipped cracker that my mom told me they were bad for my health. I was gonna come home to italy with a ship right? and this is the weird part. I go to this train station, and I see a train coming, i go on the train and find someone to ask if this train will arrive at Genoa, but I couldn't ask anybody because everyone had their faces censored. Then there was another part of the train that was actually the ship, I run around to find people to ask and I notice the ship was already going, it starts taking speed, and there's a hole in the sea with this city in it, it looked like an average italian town, when the ship falls in it, it becomes a plane, and it ejects me from it, i fall safely in a park, and i find a walkie talkie and someone is talking about how much they like ohio.