Elvis Fan, Patient Japanese Driver and Badly Translated Protestant Play

I was telling some couple about Elvis and Priscilla Presley and that I used to be an Elvis fan, hoping now to reconnect/rediscover my interest. That has no connection to real life though, all I ever did was listen to his "best hits" and watch a biopic that I legitimately can't remember (this was years ago). Meanwhile, myself and this couple are parked by the side of some country road. A Japanese looking dude rolls up in a cream coloured car. His path is blocked by the couple's obnoxiously bad parking in the middle of the road. The guy in the car looks intimidating, like he might be a yakuza, but he waits patiently for the couple to notice him. Not even honking. Personally though, I couldn't take it, so I went over to the couple and told them to move their car for this gentleman. Later on I was in some kind of badly translated drama play about Protestantism. One of the characters said "I'm holy as fuck" and I laughed so much I had to ask them to repeat it so I could film the scene on my phone.