Ex bf, party, cops, spiders, tiny watermelon 🥕

There was a party at my friends house that I went to and I hung out with my ex boyfriend, B. We were makin out, pretty sure we were drunk but we ended sleeping in a van. We woke up in the morning and the cops were there. I looked out the window and made eye contact with one of them and he just walked passed us like he didn’t see me. I got out of the van and went into the house. A couple people were in the kitchen and living room and they explained to me what was going on. Apparently something crashed into the house from the sky and there was a giant hole in the ceiling. I looked up and I was like wtffff. I sat on the couch and someone was like “oh yeah, a whole bunch of spiders have also been falling through the hole” and before I could say anything, these big hairy nasty spiders are flying towards us and landing on us. I’m screaming and panicking bc I HATE spiders. I stopped for a second and realized this wasn’t real so I turned the spiders into sliced carrots 🥕 🤷🏼‍♀️ I got off the couch and went to the kitchen, and I was walking with a tiny ass watermelon between my legs saying “omg everyone look at this baby watermelon!” It was like the size of an egg. I pretended to throw it on the ground then it slipped and I actually threw it. My friend who lived there was like “nat what did you just do?” She was in the other room and didn’t see so I cleaned it up and said “I didn’t do anything” it left a stain but I just walked away and pretended that nothing happened 😘