parklife?

was at a festival and i think it was parklife. went to get a drink from this bar and the woman was asking me to return my cup n i was like i’ve never had a cup u whore. n she was like nah i saw u proper drunk last night tryna sell ur cup. so i like pretended to remember wtf she was on abt haha. then like i was walking back to my table and there was david tennant and i was tryna find the tardis. then everyone wanted to move tables and i bumped into matt edmonson and his brothers but they all looked identical