frank's Dreams

lost my shoes at zowie’s

went to get a haircut from zowie but she left her book at home so she asked me to go get it. but she lived in a care home so she sprayed me with her per...

7/15/2026

my nan fell over and hurt her back and lady gaga was performing in the street and she came over to help. then she sang her a song

5/22/2026

couldn’t find my car keys and my car got towed away :(

5/4/2026

fought off a mugger

me and connor fought off a mugger who had a fake gun

4/16/2026

some prick in a car

was walking home from high school with lil joe. then this car kept stoping in the road as if it was gonna turn on to the road we were crossing but witho...

1/9/2026

akie and nikita bike ride

i was running away from hogwarts. then when i was walking down the street i saw akie and nikita with their bikes and they said their phones died so i ca...

11/15/2025

wife left me and i got chased by a lion

was in this hotel resort thing with my wife and she was flirting with some rich guy n i was fuming and then they left to go on a holiday around the worl...

8/8/2025

attacked by a hermit crab

was being attacked by a hermit crab and it kept following me. was acc kinda scary it just kept tryna pinch me

5/15/2025

mads party?

was my sisters birthday so we all went for a walk and bought some hummus. then we dropped mads off at a party and i was stuck with my dad and some kids ...

4/27/2025

weird lift

met this woman on a roof and then the security guard took us down in the lift but the lift was proper weird. it kept getting thinner n crushing us and t...

4/23/2025

lift crushed some people

i was in this big block of flats with everyone and the lift wasn’t working. so the workers were inside the lift pulling it up by hand but it fell and cr...

4/7/2025

stole my dads car

i stole my dads car and it like drove itself to get me a vape but then it parked on a double yellow line and some bitch reported me so i threw her phone...

4/3/2025

was friends with obama

i was friends with Michelle and Barack Obama lol

3/15/2025

pet monkies

my auntie got me two capuchin monkies called vice and versa. then she kept telling me i needed to go to university to do art

3/8/2025

old person simulator

i was an old person in like a simulation where i get to be young again. then some guy blew up his house by leaving the stove on.

3/4/2025

connor pregnant

i got connor pregnant. was askin where the baby was bc he don’t have a womb. and he wasn’t concerned abt where the baby would come out. then the doctors...

3/1/2025

killed some kids

i was at toms house in the garden and these two kids lived next door and they had loads of sweets. then we stabbed them and were like eating the sweets....

2/20/2025

job at a candle shop

was trying to get a job at this woman’s candle shop and she loved animals so i was pretending i knew loads abt animals. then we walked to her shop and s...

2/19/2025

stabbed frankie’s dad

was in frankie’s garden alone lighting off fireworks on bonfire night. then his dad came out so i hid behind a car. then he saw me and he had a knife bu...

2/4/2025

slenderman

was hearing this story about slender man and then it turned into like me and some people in this house and slender man was at the door lmao then he turn...

1/27/2025

flavoured milk

was with akie anna josh and tom (greasy knob). akie and anna had loads of cartons of weird flavoured milk. there was a buffalo cheese one and like some ...

12/19/2024

bagels

had loads of bagels in my freezer and i was proper excited. but i don’t actually have any now im sad

12/3/2024

don’t delete for amelia x

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11/22/2024

shooter at a concert

was at the billie eilish concert and she asked someone what song to play and they said a twenty one pilots one. she started singing then there was some ...

10/29/2024

finding a killer

i was watching this police guy find some killer. he had a walkie talkie that the killer could talk to him on for some reason. and there was this kid tha...

9/29/2024

chris got a new pen

my friend chris from primary school got a new pen. it was very exciting

9/13/2024

shaved my head and rode a unicorn

I changed my course at uni so I had to shave my head and move to london. then they like wouldn’t tell us what we were doing or where tf we were. then i ...

8/30/2024

drunk w a monkey

i was drunk with nikita and ellie and some girl called jamie. then we went to jamie’s house so kita could get sober and drive. and there was some phat m...

8/9/2024

beaten up in asda

nikita was driving me ellie and lewis back from liverpool. we stopped at a big asda to do a shop. we were on the escalator and some guy pushed past us a...

8/5/2024

no skin

i was half awake in some house and matt was sleep walking over my bed with a sheet over his head. he was staring at me and i couldn’t move. then i pulle...

7/25/2024

ellie fell in a canal

i was running a shop and these ppl tried to break into the cash machine on the side of the building and i said they could pretend to be builders to brea...

7/10/2024

vodka with cutlery

i was in america and i bought vodka but it came with cutlery and some cans of coke. then everyone wanted to do coke

6/20/2024

meteor

was at my dads house and there was like fire balls falling from the sky. then there was a massive meteor thing so we all like packed shit to run away

6/18/2024

metal ball tries to kill me

i had this metal ball thing where if u give it a command on ur computer it will like not stop until it completes it. for some reason i told it to kill m...

6/7/2024

chased by nikita

went to some cake shop to buy a cake for connor’s birthday but the woman wouldn’t let me have it. plus it had fish in it which was a little odd. then i ...

5/23/2024

game in a lift

was like on a ledge of a building in new york and was like scared of heights also i was drunk asf. then like i was running through someone’s house tryna...

4/6/2024

dealers shooting ppl

was tryna buy weed with ellie, james, tom and probably other ppl i can’t remember. then like the dealer started shooting at some guy and then he started...

4/1/2024

airport w/ connor

so i was walking round an airport with connor then we got separated. then i was like walking round and i found my mum barry and meryl streep. then conno...

3/17/2024

bear killed my mum

i was looking for planet ice but i accidentally went to the common with ellie and matt. then i was walking about and i lost them but i found my mums hou...

12/2/2023

minecraft with evan peters

was playing minecraft with evan peters lol. then i let him win and i painted a chair. then the guy who plays jim in the office broke up with his wife.

11/7/2023

met marshall’s mum

I met marshall’s mum and it was literally amy’s mum. then i was like how tf do i tell them they’re siblings hahahah

9/23/2023

drink with famous ppl

was having a lil drink with david tennant michael sheen and tyler joseph. then nikita broke my necklace 😔

8/12/2023

wolf

idk i just had a wolf as a pet haha was proper cute

8/8/2023

1st class plane xx

was in a car trying to listen to a cassette tape thing and the car blew up. so i went into this house and stole some hummus. then i was flying on this p...

5/24/2023

parklife?

was at a festival and i think it was parklife. went to get a drink from this bar and the woman was asking me to return my cup n i was like i’ve never ha...

5/17/2023

broke some guys lighter

i was in this car going to a party and i was tryna work out how my phone works to invite kita <333 then this hot guy hands me this lighter and it’s like...

5/4/2023

big house and dog

so i was in this tall ass house and we had a pet dog who was a german shepherd. the dog was called fire lighter for some reason. i was watering some pla...

4/21/2023

climbing up this thing to a slide

was climbing up this tall us thing with matt ellie and a load of ppl. there was like a slide at the top idek

3/20/2023

investigating a drug company

we’re in a hotel and shakos came round and was smoking but i told him not to bc u can’t smoke inside. then some short guy came up to us and said we need...

2/3/2023

flying machine with tom holland

i was riding on a flying machine, flown by my mum, with tom holland. tom fell off and we went down to catch him but we didn’t. then we were gonna go aga...

12/14/2022

helping a cannibal

i was helping hannibal lector escape from a mental asylum injt

11/21/2022

amy flys a plane

amy had this lil plane and we were gonna go italy in it. but then i didn’t have my passport for when we got there and no one was listening :( then i was...

11/20/2022

beach?

so i was watching the new doctor who written by RTD and it was proper good. then i was doing an exam on a beach and i wanted to get drunk so i went on a...

11/5/2022

hiest with danny ocean, villanelle and phoebe buffay

so me, joe wallace, danny ocean, villanelle (from killing eve), and phoebe buffay were tryna steal £36 million init. we were at this pool and danny was ...

9/30/2022

capybara + suicide

i was at some hotel where people go to kill themselves and then i saw a load of capybara and i wanted to pet them but the kangaroos were proper scary. t...

9/24/2022

hotel + vacuum cleaner police

ok so amy and nikita got in some fight and a security guy came over and used a vacuum cleaner thing to stop amy running away. but she got away and ran d...

9/17/2022

non vegan mayo

accidentally bought not vegan mayo and i was very upset. plus 9/11 happened again

9/14/2022

someone fuckin died

me nikita n amy we’re havin a sesh and then we went to get more drinks. then we were like driving and some guy put a wire across the road and decapitate...

2/25/2022

phyiscs exam :(

went into college and had a physics exam but i kept coughing

1/13/2022

shared flat

me and nikita were sharing a flat and we had two fridges. then when my mum dropped off some food she put it in nikitas fridge 😰😰😰

1/12/2022

i was 18

it was my 18th birthday n no one was acknowledging that i was an adult

10/1/2021

couldn’t find any green clothes

was getting ready for a lil party and i wanted to wear green but i couldn’t find any green clothes 😖 then matt was being a dick so i kicked him out al...

8/16/2021

lil expedition

i moved out into this house and got a cat. then i was bored to i went on an expedition to antarctica init. then when i got there i couldn’t be arsed wal...

8/9/2021

plane soup

i was on a plane and i was just cooking my soup. i put it in the microwave but the soup exploded. everyone thought it was a bomb so the pilot landed the...

6/22/2021

wtaf idek

i was in a tree trying to make some food init. then the police came and arrested like me and all my friends. we were scared it was coz we were stealing....

5/28/2021

museum

ran round a museum with matt tryna get away from joe wallace oof

5/21/2021

codine

i was separating the codine from cocodamol and crushing it into a powder lmaoo

4/18/2021

ppl using my fridge 😡

everyone kept coming in my house and using my fridge 😡😡 then it turned into a massive party. some guy kicked everyone out tho coz they weren’t wearing...

4/17/2021

college w/ yungblud

i was at college with yungblud and he invented a new physics class tf

3/27/2021

broke my brothers hands

i was in a house on the phone. then my brother picked up the phone in another room and was listening in the convo. so i was like fighting him and i fuck...

2/24/2021

fighting morgz

i was at morgz’s house and i was telling him his videos were shit. then he was being mean to me so i through my box of apples everywhere, knocked his gr...

2/20/2021

help

my cousin died so her mum laid some 3 eggs. they hatched and so i had 3 more cousins, 2 girls and a boy. then i videod some purple explosion for tiktok ...

2/17/2021

skiving init lmao

i was in priestnall and my timetable said i had technology. so i went and skived with sophie

2/14/2021

lost my jumper

i went to this house and accidentally left my jumper there. i was proper upset

2/13/2021

inside some film or game init

i was in this new world. it was like minecraft but real life tf. then sarah starts building a house and i had wood so i just started building my house t...

2/6/2021

moved in with callmecarson

i moved into some apartment and i was confused coz i didn’t have to pay. then josh and callmecarson came round and was messing up my pen sorting machine...

1/31/2021

drug dealers house

i was in a car park and this drug dealer can in, in a car. then he thought i was the one who wanted drugs so i tried to walk away. then he came at me an...

1/31/2021

me and josh finding echo falls

me and josh were on a cruise with my parents. we went and stole them cans of alcohol init and drank them in this disabled toilet. then some old ppl were...

1/30/2021

snowman

i was in a field with my mum and we were gonna build a snowman awe. then there was loads of massive spiders.

1/15/2021

i got sectioned 😎

i got put in this mental hospital lmao and nikita came to visit. she was calling me a crackhead LOL

1/13/2021

blow torch

i was skipping college and then i got this blow torch and joe thought it had bluetooth lmao. we were burning shit with it. now i wish i could burn this ...

1/4/2021

yoga chess

i was a sexy man playing yoga chess😌

1/3/2021

got angry n bit a bitch

some guy was chasing me coz i wouldn’t let him check if i had a flower. he kept grabbing me so i was like biting him to try to get him to fuck off. then...

12/29/2020

train crash

i was on a train and this woman was tryna get me to work for her on christmas. and i was like “nah bro i cba” then the train was a big ass truck and it ...

12/22/2020

prison

went to prison with dan anderson

12/5/2020

joe had adhd?

so these guys were trying to distract me and joe coz they thought we had adhd. then obvs they took our shoes so we were gonna walk to joe’s house. but h...

12/4/2020

shining lights out me house

i was shining lights out of my house onto Emmi’s house and she came out to see wtf i was doing. she broke into my house and my mum was mad. then i went ...

11/21/2020

chased by a baby

so this baby was pretty mad at me and started chasing me. but ofc i was on my homemade train so i thought i could escape it, but it was a real fast baby...

11/20/2020

mdma business

I was at leo’s with nikita. leo started selling md so we were helping him package it. leo’s mum was Dya’s mum from oitnb. then i went on a school trip f...

11/7/2020

Student film and fruit

i was in a low budget student film with TomSka, on a boat on a river. everyone was swimming and turning into fruit

11/2/2020

Department store soup

I was in a department store with maddie, aidan (my cousin) and joe wallace. Aidan was trying to make cheese and he got it all over the table and maddie ...

10/30/2020

josh sold a computer woman

We were burying grandads coffin before he died. then i was out with joe and he started smoking, he was really good at rolling tho wtf. then nikita offen...

10/16/2020

haunted house?

I was in the back of a haunted house, people were going round being scared and i was watching. i think i was meant to scare them. i was making friends w...

10/15/2020

caught drinking

I went to meet amy and nikita for a sesh. i got in some random car and they got annoyed at me for getting in. i jumped out and got my dad to drop me off...

10/8/2020

being chased

i get constantly chased by the dad from ahs murder house. he chases me into an abandoned building and i climb on the roof. he’s got a gun and he’s waiti...

10/6/2020

I murdered my music teacher

I was in a music class and we were going to have a music test and then we had a normal music lesson where we were told to dance and I decided not to dan...

10/3/2020

My aunt framed me

I was sat in my living room and my dad answered the door to the police, they asked if any criminals were living with us and he said no. Then my Auntie P...

10/3/2020

Fire on a plane

I was on a plane full of people from my school. Then the fire alarm went off and we all had to jump out. People started jumping out without parachutes ...

10/3/2020

Dog broke it’s leg

So me and dad had a poodle and I was getting it really excited. It got so excited it jumped up a wall and fell to the floor, I thought it had died coz i...

10/3/2020

Bread

I was slicing some bread. Then I woke up.

10/3/2020