job at a candle shop

was trying to get a job at this woman’s candle shop and she loved animals so i was pretending i knew loads abt animals. then we walked to her shop and she showed me the security system but it nearly incinerated her passport. then there was a party or smth there and i was trying to do the washing up but nikita wanted to do it. then i was having a fight with big joe coz he was pissing me tf off and wouldn’t give me my tupperware back